Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Coming Clean

I'm so sorry to all my followers.
I have been a bit selfish over the past two weeks as my whack shack life has taken a turn for the better- all I can say now, or at this point is that I'm the happiest I've ever been and the shack now sits empty for days at a time!
I will divulge more as deemed necessary


"CHANGE IS A TWO WAY STREET"

DC+

3 comments:

  1. "I will divulge more as deemed necessary"

    DOUG, YOUR READERS DEMAND THE TRUTH!!!

    HELL NO
    QUAKERS WELCOME
    POWER TO THE PEOPLE

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  2. AN OPEN LETTER TO DOUG COTE

    Doug, we know that you aren't even living in the shack anymore.

    So now, before you return to New York or forget, before it is too late, it's time to provide us, your readership, with what we want to know, what we have been asking for:

    Did you leave your toothbrush outside overnight?
    Where did Dunkin sleep?
    Let's see that bathroom once and for all.
    What happened to Ladies' Night?
    How many people can fit inside the shack?
    Does the front door lock? Did you ever lock it?

    No more empty promises of 'coming clean' or 'press conferences.' This is it. This is what we want. WE'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN WE SEE IT!!!

    SHACK TRANSPARENCY NOW!!!

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